there once lived a beautiful girl in a far away land who's father died and she was abandoned to her stepmother and two evil step sisters, and left with all the choirs to do....NOPE.
Once apon a time there lived a cow named Vampire-Cow, he accidentally traded his should to the dark lord satan while trading the souls of kids that didn't eat their vegetables . When vampire-Cow went to and get it back the dark lord satan said
"ya, sure no problem just sign this contract with you blood and you don't need to read it i read it for you."
"Well thank you for being so nice satan sure i will sign this contract with my blood without reading it." satan almost felt sorry for vampier-cow as he said this, but then he remember he's the dark lord satan he doesn't have feelings and laughed.
when vampire-cow finished he grabbed a bacon bandaid to cover his wound. He then remembered he hadn't eaten in a while so he ate the band-aid. Satan grimaced at Vampire-cows stupidity, and took the contract. He then laughed a big mighty roar then started to cough due to all the smoke and cinder around him. Vampire-cow handed him a cough drop and satan took it politely and thanked him for his generosity.
Satan next told vampire-cow that the only way to get his soul back now was to become his servant. Vampire-cow kindly responded by hitting him in the face with a stick then left.
"that sounds like a lot of work and it took me a long time to be this fat, so no thanks you can have my soul peace out home slice see you on Saturday." he said while walking up the stairs.
Just when he was about to be done walking up the stairs when a Demon grabbed his leg, and yelled "I GOT YOUR FOOT Ha Ha". Vampire-Cow then told him he was doing it wrong and punched in the face and took his nose. After limping up the last of the stairs he decided to rebuild his house of the bones of his enemies, to live in once more.
On Friday he fished his house and ate his breakfast quietly all by his lonesome when he heard a kid yell to his mother that wouldn't eat his vegetables, he wanted to be an actor and had no time for silly things like eating vegetables. Slowly processing what the boy said Vampire-cow got an idea. If he could trick the kid into becoming Satan servant then he could get his soul back and stay fat forever!! So he made a plan to trick the little boy that he is a manager and is in need of an actor, and his role would be a serving "satan".
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so the next day he went to the little boys home and snuck in thru a open window and put a note a the foot of his bed. It read:
hello i am a manager and would like to meet with you and my friend who is a director for a movie called The real house maids of "down below". meet with me at the edge of the forest and I may be able to get you a main role. meet us when the south side is in shadows
P.S. bring a pound of waffles and a bag full of all your close/food & all of your belongings. don't forget to bring cleaning supplies, and say bye to everyone you know.
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the boy did as the letter said to do. He said by to everybody packed up his bags, and went to the store and bought cleaning supplies. as he wandered around the forest a strange shadowy figure appeared from the forest, he blinked and it was gone. something dripped on his shoulder as he slowly turned his head he then noticed it was dried blood. the boy tilted his head up just enough to see a foot, and another drop of blood. He started getting uncomfortable as he saw a shadow creep up from the corner of his eye.
"hello"sinister voice just from behind him whispered...
"i...i did as you asked." He turned around, running into the hooded figure.
"i knew you would, because your a free spirit who needs to dance"
"wh..what?"
"Aren't you jose" Vampier-cow said looking down to him.
"no?" the boy responded sinking back.
"oh oh ooooh. you're the actor right. I got big plans for you...uh...um... do you have a name?"
[authors note]: I'm new at this please tell me of any spelling errors or suggestion I'm mostly on wattpad on weekends. I wonder what Vampire-Cow will do next?
