Gru's Funeral

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Today was the day. I carefully selected a black suit from my large collection of goth clothing. No one could know. I was a muderer. Once I attached my fingers to the cold trigger, got a grip, and pressed down, I was no longer innocent. I was a killer. Not a role model for children who sing the banana song. And it felt great. I wanted to kill more people. I wanted to know that I could destroy the minion stereotype, and crush it. I want to prove to the Mafia that I was worthy of being in their group. As I walked out the door, to Gru's funeral, I had no mercy on my face and a goal in mind.

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