I walked into Yellow Butt Funeral Home. I felt depressed, but then I realized something. Gru had told me about a revival serum he made before I mudered him. I had to make a distraction. I quickly went into Minion Bowling Ball Stealth Mode, and rolled into the coffin. Gru's limp body fell to the ground and made the ground shake. "Earthquake!" Gru's cousin yelled while sobbing and eating his purple boogers. "Hey , isn't that Gru's muderer?!?!!?!" Gru's grandma screamed. I took his body, and sprinted out the door, occasionally knocking his dead head on doors.
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Fall out minions
FanfictionThey don't understand me, being emo is hard. My minion family is so religious, only some get it. It's hard to be yellow when all you want to wear is black.
