A Short Phan Smut

Much Phan Smut, Very Phan

If you haven't watched Phil is not on Fire 7 GO DO THAT NOW! If you don't this will make no sense. If you have watched that, enjoy :3 Also if you haven't watched it who even are you?

~Dan's P.O.V~

I loved Phil so much.We have been friends for a very long time. I loved him at first as a friend but then I began to love him like I wanted to be his one and only chip. I hadn't told him let. He was salsa and I was a chip. One day I decided it was time to tell him my feelings. I jumped out of the chip bag and walked over to him. The conversation went like this:
Me: Hi Phil!
Phil: Hello Dan!
Me: I need to tell you something that I should have said a long time ago.
Phil: What is it?
Me: I love you... not just as a friend but as a lover.
Phil: I feel the same way.
Me: Can I dip myself in you.
Phil: Please do.
I began to lean toward him. When we made contact I fell, because I was a very clumsy chip, all the way into him. Suddenly everything began to change. We became humans. When we became humans all the human knowledge that a normal human would know was put in our brains. We then got married and lived very happily with a lot of woo hoo (if you know what I mean ;)

Ps. I wrote this at 3am DON'T ASK lol

Update: thank you so much for all the reads and votes and comments. Each comment is hilarious.