Aries: "I hid the million dollars-" *dies*
Leo: "You should see the look on your face"
Sagittarius: "Wait, am I dying?"
Taurus: "Thanks for the cake"
Virgo: "Tell my chinchilla I love him"
Capricorn: "Finally!"
Gemini: "Knock, knock, who's there?" *dies*
Libra: "Haha, bye"
Aquarius: "I see the light, oh wait, that's hellfire"
Cancer: Some cliché movie line
Scorpio: "HELL HERE I COME!"
Pisces: "I wonder how many times I've blinked?"A/N: Just letting you know I will update randomly ok bye~
