Septiplier One Shots!

"Pick up the somewhat short person."

(Since I'm to lazy to describe this and don't know how to, mark and jack are already in a relationship and they are at PAX with ken and bob and wade and Felix in his red dress thing and the girl with the wig was in line for questions so she asked them to pick up mark)

The girl chuckled and scratched her hair under her green wig as the frown on Mark's face deepened. He was grumbling into his headpiece playfully the entire time as he stood up and grunted as Bob weaved his arms beneath the armpits of him and lifted Mark up with ease, as his height advantage let him do that.

Wade went next as the "pick up the somewhat short person" game continued, and was barely able to lift the half American off the ground, yet eventually got to it and looked overly proud about himself about it.

Lastly, Jack walked up, making Felix and Ken laugh and he tried to pick up the taller man.

"Oh shut it! I'll get it eventually!" He squeaked, his arms wrapped around the abdomen of his boyfriend as he tried in a vain to pick him up. But to no avail. It only made his face red and made him run out of breath.

After about another minute of this and the laugher from the crowd was dying down, Mark finally turned to face the small Irishman and leant down slightly so his face was level to Jack's.

"You're just to smol!" He commented, putting a small filter over his voice to make it sounded higher and kissed Jack on the upper lip, right below the nose.

Though he was already blushing like a madman, Jack allowed Mark to push him towards the front of the stage and in the direction of the squealing crowd. After about another ten seconds Mark snaked his arms around Jack's waist and bent his back, lifting the 'smol' man into the air and causing Jack to chuckle as he flailed his legs.

Mark set him down and smiled at the girl with the green wig. Her face was red with laughter, and she was clutching a chain that hung from around her neck as the security guards directed her back into the crowd so more people could ask questions. Jack wrapped an arm around the waist of his lover and was given an arm around the shoulder in response.

(I was inspired by that one drawing of bob and wade pickin up a flustered and angry mark. sorry that it's short and if it sucks it's late and I'm tired)