Hello, my name is Zoot. I'm just a girl with no personality, even my mom thinks I'm boring. But there's a guy, or shall I say man, that I've had my eye on lately. His name is Toot. There are really no words to describe him besides "Toot". I think it says it all anyways. I'm in love with him and plan on having his babies when he feels like he can handle a stable relationship and children. But I've found myself falling for Boot, my surgeon, who peeped at my vagina more than once when he removed my appendix. Boot and I are very close now that he has touched my appendix... and my heart. Oh and let's not forget, my vagina.
My plan this year is to figure out if I'm going to spend the rest of my life with Toot or Boot. I know what you're thinking: Porque no los dos?
Well, Toot is a Larry shipper, and Boot is a Narry shipper. It would never work. So, as my first task of deciding who my soul mate is, I will go on a date with both of them, and see which one goes better. But first, I have to ask them out......
