You Joke, I Kill. {A Fred Weasley Love Story} (SLOW UPDATES)

Chapter 11

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Chapter 11

Together, in an awkward slince, Fred and I walked down to the great hall to meet Lexi and George. It was probably going to be really awkward, at least for me, since they're dating. Great. Note the sarcasem. "What took you two so long?" Lexi asked, as me and Fred sat across from them at the Gryffendor table.

"Nothing, my mum just sent my piano, that's all." I said, well grabing an apple, and biting into it. "I dunno why Fred waited."

"I was doing something." He said, also grabing an apple.

"So, what's our game plan for the afternoon?" I asked, itching to pranks so first years.

"Acutally..." Said Lexi, looking at George, "Me and George kinda wanted to hang out... If that's cool with you guys."

I rolled my eyes, "Sure. Spend time with your boyfriend when you best friend had gone missing. And I thought the saying was chicks before dicks."

"Ok-" Lexi started, but I cut her off with a wave of my hand.

"It's cool, I'm just playing with you." 

"Kassie, wanna go prank some random people?" Fred asked

I grinned, "gladly!" I droped what was left of my apple on the plate, and got up. "Coming?"

Fred also droped his apple on his plate, and got up. "Of course. Who shall we prank?"

We started to walk to the door. "Dunno. Last time we prank Flitch, we got stuck in a cupboard... I personitaly don't feel like going threw that again." I said, thoughtfully. "How about Snape?"

"I thought all Slytherin worthsiped Snape!" Fred exclaimed, and open the door for me. 

"Well, he is like a father to me, but still, why not prank him?" I shruged, and began my way down to the dungeons, with Fred following my lead. "Pureblood"

"Why are we here?" Fred looked around at the Slytherin common room.

"We need pranking suplies!" I said in a duh tone.

"Why wouldn't it be in your room?" he questioned me.

"I'm stealing Lexi's." I said, rolling my eyes. "Wait here." I jogged up the stairs, and into Lexi's room, and began screaching for her pranking stuff.  I finally found it, still in her trunk, I took some paint-filled ballons, and went back down to Fred, who was standing awkwardly in the middle of the common room. 

"I'm back."

"Finally!" he said, practically running out of the common room, well I giggled, and followed him. 

"To Snape!" I said, doing the superman pose.

"What!?!" Fred stoped, and looked at me like I was crazy. "Aren't we just gonna bomb his room?"

"Nope!" I grinned, "We're gonna find him, and ambush him!"

He rolled his eyes, "Your crazy."

I put a hand over my heart and pretended to blush, "Why, thank you, kind sir!"

"Come on, crazy, we've got a greasy, big nosed git to prank." Fred grabed my hand and pulled me along to hiding spot near his office, I tried not to bush at the sudden contact between us.

"Aye-Aye!" I said, rather loudly, and Fred put a hand on my mouth, so I did the only sensible thing I could think of. I licked it. 

Fred's hand imdtaitly drew back, as he wiped it on his pants. "Gross!" he whispered.

"Your falut for putting it in my tounge's licking range." I pointed out, as Snape came into veiw. "Quick, pass me some ballons!"

Fred passed me half of them, and we both go into possion, Then, we attacked. By the time we we're done, Snape was a rainbow of colours and fearious! Fred and I snuck away, or, tried to.

"Miss. Lestrange. Mr. Weasley." Snape's cold voice rang out to us, we froze.

"Yes proffesour?" I asked in a small voice, truning to him, he looked fearious, but in his eyes was amusement. 

"Detention. 2 weeks, in my office. You start tonight. 8." He went into his office quickly, without a second glance at us. 

"That's not too bad. I've had worse."

I grinned, "Like that time me and Lex set you two up, and you got... What as it? 3 months of detention?"

Fred mock glared at me, "That was not funny!"

"Your right" I nodded, then grinned again, "It was halarious!" 

"Your being a meany!" Fred pouted, and said in a kidish voice, and also put his hand over his heart in mock hurt.

I stuck my tounge out at him, "I'm a Slytherin, what'd you expect? Fluffy clouds, and unicorns?" 

Fred grabed my tonge, "You shouldn't stick this out at people"

I glared, "thuckths bud!"

"I think I'm gonna add this to my tounge collection" He joked.

I gave him another glare. "Leth go ofth my tonge!" 

Fred grined. "What'd you say? I can't hear you... Cat got your tounge?" 

Still glaring, I said, "Leth go ofth me!"

Fred sigh dramatically, the let go. 

"Your an ass, you know that?" I said

He grinned, cockily, "A sexy ass that you love" 

I rolled my eyes, of course I liked him. Love? Possibaly.