The Christmas Of The Puella Magi Holy Quintet

Kyoko And Sayaka, Partners In Crime

As Kyoko and Sayaka were going home on that cold, snowy afternoon, they almost ran into Homura and Madoka.
"Hey-!", Sayaka was about to yell at Madoka. But before she could say anything, Kyoko crouched down on the snow behind a bush and pulled Sayaka down next to her.
"What the heck Kyo-,", Sayaka said before Kyoko quickly covered her mouth and whispered,"Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to hear them!". They both heard Madoka ask Homura on a date. Both of them gasped in shock queitly.
Once Homura and Madoka left, Kyoko said,"They are both totally lesbians!". Sayaka replied with,"I doubt it, Madoka's never been the type of girl-". "How do you know she doesn't got the hots for Homura? And thows two spend more time together then they do with any of us! I'm sure something's going on beetween them." Kyoko said as she got her hot pink phone out of her pocket. "What are you doing...?" Sayaka asked very nervously. "Calling Mami" Kyoko said somewhat laughing.
The phone rang, and Kyoko answered the phone quickly. "This is Mami." she answered. Kyoko told her everything,"Me and Sayaka were going home and we ran into Homura and Madoka, so we hid in the bushes to hear what they were saying so you and me would have more ideas for the MadoHomu doujin we're working on." "You guys are working on what?!",Sayaka said. Ignoring Sayaka, Kyoko continued,"Anyways, we heard Madoka ask Homura to go on a date with her!" For about 30 seconds, Kyoko heard fangirl squeels from Mami, after that, Mami replied with,"Sorry about that... Anyways, did you hear what time and day this would happen?" "At 16:00 next Sunday." she answered. "Okay, tomorrow I'm telling them the party is next Sunday at 20:30. And next Sunday, we're going to get my house decorated really early so we can spy on them! I'll even buy the three of us costumes so they don't know it's us. Sound good?" Mami replied. "Sounds good." Kyoko hung up and both her and Sayaka got off the floor and went home.

EXTRA
As they were walking, Sayaka asked,"Hey, do you and Mami really make doujins of Madoka and Homura?" "Yup! And sometimes we even make doujins of you and me." She answered. "What the fu-", Sayaka said untill Kyoko yelled,"Hey look! We're home!"