***ATTENTION MY LOVELY READERS, NO I CANNOT MARRY MY FANS. I AM TOO BUSY AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WITH MY BLUE TYPEWRITER. I CAN'T JUST LEAVE JUST TO MARRY SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW. OR YOU COULD SCUBA DIVE AND COME SEE ME. I GET LONELY QUITE OFTEN. BTW, KINZY, ALLISON, AND MAEGAN HELPED ME WRITE THIS. THEY ARE THE ONLY HUMANS I HAVE COMMUNICATED WITH. YEAH, SO READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!********
It was a calm summer day and Farmer Jim Bob was outside tending to his moo cow . He started to milk it when the cow went 'viva loco' and kicked the milk in Farmer Jim Bob's lovely beard. Farmer Jim Bob turned red and started to raise a ruckus when he noticed what was wrong with the cow. A GIANT KILLER BEE WAS EATING HIS FACE!
But the bee was a zombie! The zombie bee flew off the moo cow and onto Jim Bob's face.
BOOM! Granny shot the Zombee off her grandson's face but in the process also shot off Jim Bob's nose. "OW!" Jim Bob yelled in pain. Granny laughed evilly with a crazed look in her eye and walked out.
Granny sat in her rocking chair and played her banjo while Jim Bob looked for his nose. A magic snowman appeared and handed Jim Bob a door knob.
"Is this my nose?" Farmer Jim Bob asked as he put it in the giant hole in his face. The snowman pointed to the zombee and slowly melted away. "Oh right! I was being attacked by a killer bee!" Farmer Jim Bob said to himself. He trotted over to look at this giant killer bee. There was green goo everywhere.
"I know what I can do with that!" Granny screamed. She threw her banjo off the porch and ran to the goo. She took out a jam jar and got her wooden spoon and scooped the gel into the jar. She fastened the top and looked at Jim Bob "I GOT DINNER RIGHT HERE!"
"This here mageecaul goo-like substance will go great with mah homemade biscuits!" she cackled. Farmer Jim Bob inspected the face of the zombee and noticed his eye was twitching.
Before thier noontime meal, Pimpdaddy Joe agreed half-price for Granny and her sistahs. So he allowed his giant air tube to lift away her baby mama. Nobody noticed noticed what was happening until Norbit, the town idiot, gave an intense stare to his goldfish. Herbert. The babymama, Hermie, dove into a patch of sicamore trees. After her incredible accomplishment, she quickly disguised herself and ran off into the woods.
Then a hobo appeared and blew up the world.
Granny yelled that more zombees were 'a-buzzing' towards them and that Him Bob needed to skidaddle in the basement. Jim Bob kicked the twitching eye of the bee and got more goo on his shoe. Then he waddled like a penguin into the basement where Granny took his shoe. She licked it and smiled in delight then put the shoe in the jam jar.
