Who Dat? Who dat? DAS ME😏😂(I'm sorry for blinding y'all with my ugliness but it had to happen at some point amirite?😉)
Me:um Harold.. Why did I wake up in your bed this morning??
Daddy😛: you broke into my house last night drunk and hungry.
Me:oh..okay.
Me: um. And another question... Why is your name in my contacts 'daddy😛'??
Daddy😛: oh it is? Oh that's strange. Hmm you must've done that while you were drunk..
Me: hmm..probably
Me: where are you?
Daddy😛: at school
Me: ..you didn't stay home with me?
Daddy😛: BAHAHAHAHA GIRL YOU THOUGHT I WAS WASTING MY EDUCATION ON YOUR DRUNK ASS AJAJAGSJAJAHAAGA
Me:...
Dicksucker:...
Me: this is why I don't give you head.
Dicksucker: ouch. that hurt
Me: good. Well I'm just going to go back to sleep because you're bed is comfy AF
Dicksucker: damn I would pay to see you tangled in the sheets of my bed. Naked..
Me: BAHAHAHAH BITCH WHO SAID I WAS NAKED WUWHSJSH
Dicksucker: never said you were, kiddo
Me: well maybe I am.....Daddy😉
Dicksucker: fUck
Dicksucker: babe send me pics plz I need to get rid of this Raging boner I have right now and you owe me now because you caused this shit.
Dicksucker: babe
Dicksucker: plz
Dicksucker: I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
Dicksucker: this is bullshit, Leah.
Hornry: we'll deal with this later.
A/N~~~~
OMG HELLO CHILDREN. THERE WAS THREE FIGHTS AT MY SCHOOL TODAY. AND I WAS IN ONE OF THEM. THE FIRST ONE WAS DURING LUNCH WHEN THIS RANDOM KID WENT UP TO MY FRIEND JOSH AND HE STARTED PUSHING HIM AND STUFF SO JOSH GOT PISSED OFF AND THREW THIS KID TO THE GROUND AND STOMPED THE FUCK OUT OF HIS FACE AND I FOUND IT SO FUNNY. THE SECOND ONE WAS DURING SIXTH PERIOD WHEN THIS GIRL ANGELINA CAME INTO MY CLASS EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE MY TEACHER FOR THAT PERIOD AND WENT UP TO MY FRIEND MIA AND PUSHED HER TO THE GROUND AND MIA GOT UP AND BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HER. AND THE FINAL "BATTLE" WAS SOME RANDOM THIRSTY CHICK AND YOURS TRULY BECAUSE THIS THIRSTY HOE THOUGHT I WAS STILL WITH MY EX GIRLFRIEND (I'm bisexual if y'all didn't know that lmaooo) AND SHE WANTED TO FUCK WITH HER SO SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD FIGHT ME SO SHE CAME UP TO ME AT THE END OF THE DAY WHEN WE WERE ALL WAITING AT THE DESIGNATED BUS AREA AND THIS BITCH CAME OUT OF NO WHERE YELLING IN MY FACE SAYING SHE'S GONNA FUCK ME UP BECAUSE SHAY (my ex) OBVIOUSLY "LIKES HER MORE" I WAS LIKE BITCH HUH HUH WHY YOU MAD? I DIDNT WANNA GET IN THIS BULLSHIT SO I STARTED TO WALK AWAY LIKE A MATURE PERSON UNTIL THIS BITCH LAYED HER FUCKING HANDS ON ME DECIDING SHE WANNA PUSH ME. THATS WHEN MY HISPANIC SIDE CAME OUT AND I WENT ALL BATSHIT CRAZY ON THIS BITCH AND I PUSHED HER TO THE GROUND AND WE STARTED THROWING PUNCHES TILL A TEACHER CAME AND SEPARATED US. BUT IN THE END, YOUR QUEEN WON THE BATTLE AGAINST THE PEASANTS👸🏽 THANK YOU FOR THE READS❤️💙💚💛💜 I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT I WANT TO HERE FROM Y'All.
SPEAKING OF, HERES A QUESTION YOU GUYS CAN ANSWER BECAUSE IM CURIOUS.
What state do you live in?
~ Kiara💋
