Me: harry are you coming over to meet my parents over dinner tonight still?
Harry: yeah. I'm just a little nervous babe.
Me: aww you're so cute 💓
Me: what exactly are you nervous about?
Harry: your father...is he a scary dude?
Me: HAHAGAHSDG DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK IF MY DAD IS SCARY??? IM CRYBINF
Harry: I'll take it as a no?
Me: he's really not that bad of course he's going to ask you multiple questions about our relationship and the knowledge of unsafe sex/ sex at all but that's about it
Harry: okay.
Me: and behave yourself while we're at my house please I don't want the same thing that happened at your house while I met your parents to happen..
Harry: WHAT IT WAS FUNNY😂
Me: NO IT WAS NOT HAROLD IT WAS EMBARRASSING
Harry: did you just call me Harold?
Me: yes sir I did.
Harold:you're strange
Me: I am completely normal.
Harold: HAHAHAHAJAHAKSJHS
Me: okay okay. Just behave and you might get a reward😉
Harold: OH MA GOODNESS YOURE GIVING ME THE BOOTY?? SHEBHSSJHSJHJS GOT TO EAT THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
Me: no.. Harry..honey calm down just wait and see what your reward is it might take you by quite the surprise
Harold: AWW YOU CALLED ME HONEY SJBAJSJS
Me:don't flatter yourself
Harold: you can't tell me what to do you're not my daddy -_-
Me: that's very true because one I don't have a thing-a-ling in between my legs and two I did not conceive you
Harold: that is very very true but you know what that means?
Me: what
Harold: I could be YOUR 'daddy' ;)
Me:
Harold:
Me:
Harold
Me: get on out of here fuck boiii
Me: fuck
Me: I just realized that you can't get out of here
Me: because... We are dating and
Me:.. You're coming over later.
Harold: babe I'm trying to get ready😂
Me:YOU KNOW WHAT FINE.BYE ASSHOLE
Harold: okay bye Leah ily
Me: bye ily harold💓
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