Sup I'm dead inside
You bitches wanna know shit about me? To bad ur gonna listen to my crap anyways
Age: 2200
Gender: female
Relationship status: forever alone
Religion: shrek
Life goals: to fuck shrek
Hobbies: smacking bitches
Career: bitch please
Who I last fucked: ur mum
Hair color: the color of shit
Address: in ur closet
Baes: a lot of fucking bitches
Name: Sebastian (if any of you get that I love you)
Pets: a cucumber
That's it I hoped you enjoyed my miserable and pointless life
BYE FELICIA
