DA 6 CRACKHEADS

Chapter 1: Stephon

"TITTIE TOES, TITTIE TOES!" Stephon yelled out at the park. You're probably wondering why in the hell is Stephon saying tittie toes in public? Well, ever since he's been in 1st grade, he loved titties. I don't know why, probably cause he nursed on them when he was a baby, probably looked at pornos as a little kid. Anyways back to the story.

As Stephon was walking around the park, drunk like a mudaphucka, he saw a dog... Who had a big ol dick!!
"DAYYUM! DAT DOG DICK BIG AS A MUUFUKA!" Stephon said in shock. As he looked at it he decided to pull his phone out and take a picture of it to put it as his lock screen! (Right now you're thinking that this nigga gay as fuck.) After he took the picture, the dog owner started rushing him.
   "Nigga get yo perverted ass on somewhere, lookin like Bugs Bunny in this mufukka. Bet u taking pics of this dog dick cuz yo dick shaped like a piece of rice. Go on somewhere lil crackhead!"
  Stephon didn't pay attention to anything he said, but the ending word: CRACKHEAD. He thought it was a catchy name. So he left the man and his dogs crying in tears to go to his little shack in a dark alley.
  When he hit the corner to go to his shack, he saw this hobo eating food in the dumpster.
"Oh shit," Stephon thought. "That nigga at my house. I bet he ate sum of dat McDonalds burger I been thinking bout all day gotdammit."
  Finally, Stephon decided to stand up for himself and not be a pussy and go beat his ass. He was lucky he saw a crowbar sitting right in front of him. He picked it up and ran to the hobo. Stephon was running so fast he broke the record for the fastest 40 yard dash!
"MUFUKA U GON DIE TODAY BITCH!" He yelled. Right before he swung the hobo paused him.
"NIGGA CALM DOWN DAMN," he said.
"What the hell u doing at my shack?"
"U talkin bout this small ass cardboard box?"
"Hell no nigga. This shit cost $0.25 and it was on sale. What now, bitch?"
"Well I didn't know this was yo shack man. I'm just a ashy ass nigga who need lotion out here in the cold looking for food."
  After he said that, Stephon felt sorry for him.
"I'm sorry to hear that man. What's yo name?"
"My name Keyshawn," the hobo said.
"Aye Keyshawn," Stephon slowly said, "Do u like tittie toes?"