DA 6 CRACKHEADS

Chapter 5: I Aint The Only Crackhead

   As Traderrius and Jacob were about to workout, Stephon decided to go buy some stuff at the Grocery Store.
"Ima go buy sum stuff at the grocery store," said Stephon.
"How u gon buy sumthin if u ain't got money?" Asked Jacob.
"Well, let me rephrase that: Ima go steal sum stuff at the grocery store. Y'all want anything?"
"Get me 2 bottles of steroid pills n protein mix- the white kind."
"Ight Ima be right back."
  Stephon walked to the store, all lonely, thinking about titties. When he walked in the store, the first thing he saw was everybody standing still. Like a statue. He decided to stand still too like them. But he heard them saying stuff.
"That nigga fast as hell," someone said.
"Why he so short?"
"He don stole my captain crunch. Damn bastard."
"Who dey talkin bout?" Stephon thought. Five seconds later he found out who dey talkin bout. The little dude that everybody was talking about ran past him. He was fast as hell, so short, and had Captain Crunch in his hand.
"At least I ain't the only crackhead. That short mufuka uglier than me! Now, where dat pill section at?"
  After Traderrius got done working out with Jacob, Stephon told them about the little dude he saw at the store.
"He was fast, and he had some Captain Crunch in his hand, and he was ugly as fuck."
"I don't give a damn bout dat. Where my pills n protein at?" Asked Jacob.
"Here u go." Stephon pulled out both of the stuff Jacob asked for.
"I wanted white protein wicho dumbass! Thanks for the pills Tho."
"Where Traderrius went?"
"Ion kno. But all I know is that dat nigga got bigger, meaner, stronger. I think he said he was goin to pull some hoes."
"Damn bet he livin de life. I'll catch u later.
"Okay."
  "I wonder where Keyshawn at." Stephon thought about where he stayed at. So he decided to go to Ensley and ask him about the short dude.