DA 6 CRACKHEADS

Chapter 11: They All Meet Up

So far it's been chaotic for these bastard crackheads and their lives have been a living doodooterd. Traderrius was still mad at Nate and Perris for getting him in trouble. Bj ditched them to hang out with other people. Keyshawn still lives in Ensley with all the hoodrats. And Stephon still thinks about titties. This might sound crazy but all of them including Jacob are friends now. I think they're a comedy group called Da 6 Crackheads or something like that.
   So it was a normal sunny day in downtown Birmingham. Everybody was doing their daily routine. Stephon yelled out tittie toes in public, Keyshawn was still looking for lotion, Corterrius stole some more Captain Crunch, and Traderrius and Jacob were working out. At the same time they all said in their mind that they were going to Guthries on 23rd street. Little did they know that Nate and Perris worked there.
"Welcome to Guthries how can I help you today sir?" Said Nate in a kind mannered way.
"Get me a bucket wit a large fry n 10 Guthrie sauce. Oh and a box too." Y'all know who this sounds like: Keyshawn. Remember he said he was looking for food in the first chapter? No, okay. Back to the story.
"Hol up, u look familiar. Yo name Keyshawn?" Asked Nate.
"Yea how u kno?"
"I'm Nate! Remember from last night?"
"Ohhh yea. Where Perris at?"
"I'll be right back. PERRIS, GET YO ASS UP HERE KEYSHAWN WANT U!"
Perris replied, "WAIT, IM TALKIN TO STEPHON AND TERRY!"
"DA HELL!? HOW THEY GET BACK THERE?"
"SHIID ION KNO. BUT IMA GIV EM SUM FREE CHICKEN."
"NIGGA WHY?"
"CUZ THEY MY MUUFUKIN NIGGAS TO DA DAY I DIE."
"I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THEY YO HUSBAND OR NOT. THEY STILL GOTTA PAY!"
"NIGGA FUK U!"
"Shit that's y he got a smeat anyways. But look, I heard Traderrius was comin with this big nigga who lift weights."
Keyshawn thought about it. "Ohhh I kno who u talkin bout his name Jacob. What about them?"
"Rumor has it that he gon rob us for some Guthrie sauce and pee in our face. So we gotta hide all de sauce and go somewhere secret."
"I still got that glock he gave me last night. So Ima shoot his ass if he try to take anything."
"Ight thanks for being on the lookout. Oh there he go! Be ready!"
Traderrius and Jacob were looking like two big ass bricks when they walked in.
"NIGGA PUT YALL HANDS UP," yelled Keyshawn. "ONE OF YALL MUFUKAS GON DIE TODAY!"
"Nigga we just here to buy some chicken. Damn," said Traderrius.
"THEN Y ERRBODY SAY THAT YALL GON STEAL SUMODAT SAUCE IN DE BACK?"
"Oh that rumor. Don't worry bout that shit man. They just think that since I had to go to jail cuz of Nate and Perris I would be mad."
"Oh. Well Nate u can come out now. They ain't gon do nun."
"How u kno then?"
"Cuz they standin right here!"
Okay I have got a lot of words in this chapter. So we will continue this on the next chapter.