I am Natsu. After fantasizing about Salamander I finally got off the train with Happy. I was hungry and I ate and saw Salamander. I starting licking at his feet and I was stopped by some random girl who is my girlfriend. I mean, I just met her and she is all of a sudden my girlfriend. I have never been attracted to women before but I knew she liked me, I just pretended she was Salamander and I made out with her.
The End. (HOW'S THAT RAYMOND)
