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Fuck Me In The Ass Niall

annabanana: not even gonna deny i do want that

niallhoran: OOOHH IM TAKING THE PLANE RIGHT NOS IM COMING

gabbyscott: ew gotta leave her house i don't want no kissing and sex in front of my innocent eyes

harrystyles: you innocent? my ass yeah

louist91: Harry is salty i–wow.

fakeliampayne: i am speechless

annabanana: i thought of this so wrong

harrystyles: GOD ANNA

niallhoran: GOD ANNA ARE YOU HORNY OR SOMETHING

louist91: that's my girl

gabbyscott: *sigh* typical Anna

annabanana: shush it gabby

louist91: keep going i am entertained

harrystyles: i am not salty anyway

niallhoran: sure, sure haz

annabanana: bahhahaha

gabbyscott: im confused now

niallhoran: what?

gabbyscott: niall i'll text you hold on

niallhoran: okay?..

fakeliampayne: i leave and come back and learn that you guys got lit without me *sigh*

harrystyles: sorry

louist91: eh

annabanana: eating ice cream rn and about to check Twitter and Internet

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Niall Horan & Gabby Scott

gabbyscott: are you cheating on Anna?!

niallhoran: what..?

gabbyscott: you heard me.

niallhoran: uhh..

gabbyscott: dickhead you fucking ruined it

niallhoran: does she know?

gabbyscott: not yet, im trying to keep her off internet

niallhoran: i dont know what to do

gabbyscott: dont talk to anna ever again.
that's what you'll do

niallhoran: i can't do that

gabbyscott: you'll do it because if it's not me telling you not to talk to her, it will be her herself

niallhoran: ugh why did this happen

gabbyscott: you tell me

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Niall Horan & Anna Smith

annabanana: don't ever talk to me ever again.

niallhoran: please anna

niallhoran: did you block me?!

niallhoran: ANNA DONT FUCKING BLOCK ME

niallhoran: fine i guess we're over then.

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DUN DUN DUN UPDATE FOR THE WEEKEND
I GOT A NEW PHONE TOO!

-Lennie