Hanji is a pervy gal ^^

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Admin: hey levi I just got a text from Hanji, she will be here in a...

Hanji: *Brursts through door* hellooo everyone, I have arrived!

Levi: no one cares shitty glasses <.<

Hanji: *walks to admin and whispers dare for levi into ear*

Admin: *nose bleed* okay Hanji we will ask him that one

Admin: okay levi soo... Hanji said, wait.

Hanji: EREN HUNNI I NEED YOU!

Levi: what are you two idiots planning?

Eren: oh hey what's up guys

Admin: levi and eren you need to call an emergency meeting with the whole of the survey corps then ask erwin what he thinks.... Half way through his sentence you and eren need to *nose starts dripping with blood* yah know 'do it' over the table *dies*

Eren: *mumbles* I'm so fucking ready, I've wanted this like ever since I saw levi when I was little *drools*

Levi: eren we do this stuff pretty much every day...

Eren: but in front of the whole survey corps... That's amazing *hearts forum in erens eyes*

Hanji: EREWIN LOVE, LEVI HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!

Erwin: what, what?

Levi: call everyone in for a meeting

Erwin: ooh ok.

-the meeting

Levi: so Erwin what do you think of all this?

Erwin: it's all very good but...

Levi: oi eren come here!

Eren: ooh, yes sir *smiles widely*

Admin: comes back to life and grabs popcorn with Hanji

Levi: *bends eren over table and inserts  member* *smirks*

Everyone in room: *jaws on the floor*

Admin and hanji: *faints and then dies*

Eren and levi: *panting and stuff*

-after meeting

Erwin: well... 

Eren and levi: *hugging and rubbing their noses together* I love you levi sama, Love you two eren chan

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