Sebastian: wanna go make out on a corner levi?
Levi: I wish but I actually have a boy friend...
Sebastian: yeah so do I but what's the shame in that?
Levi: who you with then?
Sebby: ciel, you?
Levi: he's 13 wtf, anyway I'm with eren.
Sebby: he's 15 wtf!
Levi: says you, your like 100000 or some shit!
Sebby: *laughing* what ever our boyfriends just walked away with each other so YOLO!
Hanji: *walks in room* well hellooo levi, who is this?
Levi: none of your fucking business shitty four eyes!
Sebby: I'm Sebastian michaelis, pleased to meet you *kisses hanjis hand*
Levi: what are you doing?
Sebby: well I'm bi so it's fine *smiles*
Hanji: well aren't you eye candy mr Sebastian.
Sebby: I've been told m'dame
Hanji: wanna marry me?
Sebby: aha okay why not? Let's go!
Sebby and hanji: *skip away holding hands while levi is alone*
Levi: fuck, I guess that's it then... I lost eren. Hanji fucked off with a demon and I'm alone in a room that only opens from the out side.
Eren and ciel: *making out out side the window*
Levi: *crying* EREN GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
Eren: wut?
Levi: I thought you loved me!
Eren: I do, I just ciel is... So kawaiiii!
Levi: *puts on cat ears and starts to make little cat noises*
Eren: SO KAWAIIII! *jumps on Levi's lap and starts to make out with him*
Ayato: *walks in* what's going on? Where am I, I was following pancake and next thing I know in in a room with two homos!
Levi and eren: *stop making out*
Laito: what the hell where did little bitch go, and where are we?
Shu: ooh gay people cool...
Ayato and Laito: what the fuck shu?
Shu: what, I always wanted to know what dick taste like.
Levi: I could help with that!
TO BE CONTINUED...
My apologies, I know this is not dares but it's really fun to write and i need some requests for dares and truths and stuff like that <3
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