Pink Nicotine

Chapter 4

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR

Bryson Adams

It was Friday and after me and Petey played some Xbox, I got a text from the guys saying they are all hanging out at Cole's and I should stop by. So I pulled on my grey sweatshirt and hopped in to my car.

He texted me his address and I found out I didn't live to far away from him. So in about ten minutes I pulled up in front of a house. It wasn't some freaking mansion but it wasn't small either. Maybe in between. They told me to use the back door to come in and I did.

Steven, Cole, Francis and a guy I didn't really know was all there. "Hey," I said and they all turned to look at me. Cole had pizza coming out of his mouth as he chewed and Steven was holding a beer bottle. Francis was texting and the guy I didn't know was in the middle of picking his teeth.

"You showed up Adams!" Steven said.

"Take a seat man," Cole said nodding over at a blue bean bag.

I dropped on it and he passed me a beer. "What are we talking about?" I asked and they shrugged.

"Girls and football. That's the only thing we talk about," Steven said making everyone chuckle.

"Oh hey Bryson this is Paul," he said pointing at the guy I didn't know.

"Hey," I said and he nodded at me.

"So yeah, we were talking about Una and I'm going to say hump," Steven said and they all nodded.

"Adams, this game is called hump or dump. We name a random girl that goes to our school or met at a party and we all say if we want to hump her or dump her," Steven explained.

I thought guys like them spend their times playing video games and shit like that. "What about Denise?" Cole asked.

"Hump," they all chorused.

"Denise's cousin Berlinda," Francis said.

"She's German," Steven added and Cole shrugged.

"Something about her coming from the same place as Hitler one of the worst people ever, is kind of a turn off," Cole admitted.

"I would hump," Paul said and Francis nodded in agreement.

"We aren't even suppose to care where she's from just how she looks like," Steven added.

"And if she's a freak in the sheets!" Cole hollered.

We all laughed at that. "I'd bang her," Steven concluded.

"I'll go with my gut and pass on this one," Cole said taking a swig of his beer.

"What about you Adams?" Steven asked.

"Dude, I don't know her," I said honestly and he chuckled.

"Okay, we will go with someone you do know," Steven was silent as he thought of someone. "Got it!"

"Would you hump or dump O'Connell?" He asked.

All the guys laughed. "I would. She's hot," Paul shrugged. I didn't know why I felt the sudden urge to punch his face off and feed him to sharks.

"Something about her weirdness makes her kind of hot. And her boobs!" Francis said putting his phone to charge.

Oh shit I'm going to kill him. "What about that lip ring. Imagine sucking on that!" Paul added.

"Did you see her in those gym shorts!" Francis told Paul. My jaws were clenched and my glare trained to the floor. Why the hell was I making a big deal out of this. I wasn't suppose to react like this. Me and O'Connell were barely acquaintances. She's just a girl!