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Chapter One: Say hi.

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

I'll never get used to this. I find chatting with aliens weirdly satisfying. Yes, I know you can't have a decent conversation with people around the internet because most of them are horny twenty-four-seven, but by the time you find someone who actually gives a damn and genuinely listens or reads your hatred about the world and life, then that my friend, is a keeper.

You: Hi.

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: ASL? (Age, Sex, Location)

You: 17, female, australia. You?

Stranger: 22, male, Cali.

You: Ooooh. You're older than me.

Stranger: yeah sure whatever. So, are you horny? Wanna have skype?

You: No and No.

You have disconnected.

That's my cycle. I am not comfortable in talking about sex and other sexual stuffs. I don't care if I'm already 17 but the topic always make me feel that girls only live to give men pleasure. Because of that thought, I despise good-looking boys. They always have the tendency to be players, jerks, dirtbags and assholes. I guess you can't find anyone who has both good and good-looking, can you?

I clicked the "new chat" button again, eager enough to find anyone who just wants to talk about random things and boy bands.

Stranger: Hi. F.

You: Hello. I'm a female also.

Stranger has disconnected.

Grimmies, even my own species doesn't like to talk.

I've encountered a lot of people here on Omegle. Some are good. Some are bad. Some are good at first then asks for your nude picture. When you try to  talk to girls, they would either disconnect or ask you if you're a lesbian. Can anybody on this website be more civilized and know that not all people would like to talk about them having sexual intercourses and just want be their acquaintance? Because damn, that is just what I want.

On the brighter note though, because of this site, I learned more about world culture than those stupid history text books.

To be honest, not all people on here are gross and delusional, I even have real friends from all over the world thanks to this site. I have one friend from China, one friend from England, one friend from the Philippines, one friend from India and one more friend from Italy. I have been chatting with the five of them for the past few months now. They're the reason why I like chatting to strangers, you may not know it, but maybe you can change their life or they can change yours.

I was drowning in my thoughts when I heard a beep indicating that someone messaged me.

Stranger: Hi M.

You: Hey F.

Stranger: How old are you?

You: 17. U?

Stranger: 17 also. I'm from Australia btw.

You: Really? Which part?

Stranger: Sydney. Why? Where are you from?

You: I'm also from Australia.

Stranger: Which part then?

You: Somewhere. I'm not telling you yet. Lol.

Stranger: Hey that's not fair! I told you my location. You might as well tell me yours. Mummy told me you have to be fair at everything.

I laughed at his statement. He sounds like a ten-year-old boy rather than a seventeen-year-old. Its ridiculous but, maybe he is.

You: Isn't it enough that I told you I'm from australia?

Stranger: Obviously not. You don't trust me?

You: Well you are a stranger. I have my right.

Stranger: Oh please. Sydney's a big city. I can never locate you.

You: I never said I want you to locate me idiot.

Stranger: Ouch. First, you won't tell me which part of Australia are you from. Second, you tell me I'm an idiot. You're hurting me miss...

You: lol. You're such a baby.

Stranger: Yes, I'm a baby. Your baby ;)

You: Ew. Gross. Worst pick-up line ever.

Stranger: Well I tried my best.

You: That was your best? HAHAHA.

Stranger: Go on laugh. Thats what they always do to me.

You: Did I hit a nerve there?

Stranger: No, you're just a person in my computer how would you hit me? More or less, my nerve?

You: should I laugh now? Or on three?

You: one...

You: two...

You: three!

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stranger: you're awfully weird.

You: Its in the blood. Believe me dude, Its not just me.

Stranger: LOL, ok if you say so. Anyway, Do you have kik? Can I ask for your user?

You: Oh sure. On one direction.

You: Condition. Sorry. I mean condition.

Stranger: Pffft, fangirls. Whats the condition?

You: Your first message will be a live picture of yourself. I want to make sure if you're not a ten-year-old faker.

Stranger: Strike three darling. But yeah sure, your wish is my command.

You: Mordecass, thats my username.

Stranger: Alright. Bye for now "mordecass".

You: ha ha, K. Bye.

Stranger has disconnected.

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Hope ya'll liked it. Remember, FIRST TIME IN WRITING STORIES. FIRST STORY. NOT A REAL WRITER. I just want to see if I can write or something. Please do inform me about the wrong grammars and stuffs and tell me if you enjoyed it.

Bye Bruh!
-Mules