Me: Hey Everyone!
Everyone: (comment what you would say)
Me: .......
Everyone: 🖕🏻 🖕🏼 🖕🏽 🖕🏾 🖕🏿(I added different colored middle fingers, because I know there are many different skin colors.)
Me: So...... Let me guess. Ponies?
Everyone: (facepalm/slap pick one)
Me: (if you facepalmed: Did that hurt? If you slapped me: ow. Was that supposed to hurt?)
Everyone: I need some god damn (favorite food)
Me: Sorry. I ate the last of (favorite food)
