niallhoran: what's up bros
fakeliampayne: we've been upgraded to bros:')
louist91: I've always been bro
louist91: I rule you all
louist91: I'm the oldest
fakeliampayne: :( @louis
harrystyles: but Niall loves me the most:)
niallhoran: I actually love Liam more
fakeliampayne: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
harrystyles: :((((
louist91: it's ok H I love you
fakeliampayne: MY LARRY HEART
niallhoran: JFJAIDOLDWOKDRJ
harrystyles: well he is my boyfriend
louist91: totally
fakeliampayne: update: Sophia still doesn't know I exist
niallhoran: WHOOOO????
harrystyles: SOPHIA TELL LI TELL
fakeliampayne: oh yeah I only told Louis
fakeliampayne: just this girl that I like that doesn't know I exist:)))
niallhoran: then show her you exist
louist91: ^^
fakeliampayne: how exactly do I do that
louist91: knock on her door and be like
louist91: hi I'm Liam and idk if you know who I am but I think you're hot suck my dick
harrystyles: if that's how you flirt then I'm worried about you Louis
fakeliampayne: Louis I hate you
niallhoran: although interesting idea Lou I think Liam should put a note in her locker or bring her flowers
harrystyles: LIAM CAN YOU SING?
fakeliampayne: I like too but I can't
harrystyles: I wanna hear you sing!!!!!!!!!!
fakeliampayne: **video attached**
niallhoran: DUDE
louist91: damn you're better than me
harrystyles: would you listen to that! the payne train can sing
niallhoran: perfect, sing to her to notice you, then give her a note or flowers, or chocolate!
louist91: nailer the match maker
harrystyles: how many girls do you have lined up at your door?
niallhoran: lmfao I can set other people up but I can't set myself up
fakeliampayne: guys theres a talent show for my school coming up...
harrystyles: LIAM YOU HAVE TO JOIN SHE WILL SEE YOU PERFORM AND FALL RIGHT INTO YOUR ARMS