Till This Day

Scorpion with an attitude

So at the time I was at the farm, just chillexing under a tree.
My day was going alright. "Thanks for asking"
TILL THIS SHIT HAPPENED
Let me fast forward everything for you. To save your time

So its exactly 2:42am, I was chilling shirtless under my blankets. At the time I was asleep, so I did not now what shit was happening under my blankets. I remember farting under the blankets though. So a good whole thirty minutes passes by and I feel this painful sting, on my ass. To be honest I don't know what this thing was and why it bit me even though I was still. It could have been the fart suffocating it, but back to the point. The pain was super intense.

So I get up and run to the toilet . Just to relieve the pain. I than come back with my two flip flop havianas ready to gang up on this thing like a thug. So I then lean towards my blanket to pick it up. My right hand is the strongest so I had both the flip flops in the right hand and I used my left hand to pick the blanket up.

So I pick the blanket up and to surprise, there is nothing, no trace what so ever to where this thing went. And I'm like " this thing is tryna play games with me"

I than pick my pillow up an see this yellow looking creature chillexing under my pillow.

"Have you ever noticed when you pick a rock up and you see and ant just chilling under there and the second it sees you,it sprints away in terror". Well this creature was not about that. It had the guts to sit there and look at me. Under my roof an pillow. As I glance to position my flip flop to hit it, this thing disappears. Just like that. It vanished like dust.

Till this day guys I don't know what or where this thing is. Its probably still in the house. But fuck it.
"I'm OK thanks for asking".
And looking at the cover photo of this story it was A Scorpion. It was not the black one so it was not that poisonous. I just slept the pain away.

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