Gibb's Rules

Rule 1a: never let suspects stay together
Rule1b: never screw over your partner
Rule2: all ways were gloves at a crime scene
Rule3a: don't believe what your told, double check
Rule3b: never be unreachable
Rule4: the best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person-if you must. There is no third best.
Rule5: you don't waste good.
Rule6: never say your sorry. it's a sign of weakness.
Rule7: always be specific when you lie
Rule8: never take anything for granted
Rule9: never go anywhere without a knife
Rule10: never get personally involved in a case
Rule11: when the job is done, walk away.
Rule12: never date a co-worker.
Rule13: never, ever involve a lawyer
Rule15: always work as a team
Rule16: if some one things they have the upper hand break it
Rule18: it's better to seek forgiveness then ask for permission.
Rule22: never, bother Gibbs in interrogation
Rule23: never mess with a Marines coffee
Rule27: there is two ways to follow someone:
First way, they never notice you.
Second way, they only notice you.
Rule35: always watch the watchers
Rule36: if you think if your being played, you are probably are.
Rule38: your case, your lead.
Rule39: there is no such thing as coincidence

Rule40: if it seems someone is out to get you, they are
Rule42a: never accept a apology from someone who just soccer punched you.
Rule42b: to get the right answer, you have to say the right question
Rule44: first thing first, hind the woman and children
Rule45: clean up the mess that you make

Rules51: sometimes- your wrong

Rule69: never trust a woman that doesn't trust her man

Unnumbered: don't work the system when you can work the people

Unspoken: you do what you have to do for family.

And Remember
A lap to the face is a insult-to the back of the head is a wake up call

-Leroy Jethro Gibbs