(I will have to remind you that before you read this story i came from Iraq a very poor country so stuff might be misspelled)
There once was a man named Shish Kabob. He was very ugly like when he looked at a mirror it would crack.Ever since he was a kid Shish Kabob loved to BLOW SHIT UP!!!!!!!.He blew off his fathers toe with TNT and stuck a firecracker up his dogs ass.lets just say we wont see that dog ever again. Shish Kabob was a natural born killer.he killed 3,849 people including his sister.It was because she called him a faggot.
Shish Kabob was a BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER !!!.but he was a target.when he walked down the street everyone knew that soon he was gonna BLOW SHIT UP. Shish Kabob wasn't worried about dying.His religion said that if he died he would get 40 virgins in the afterlife.He was still young and didn't want to go in the afterlife so he moved to America.
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The TED Series: Book One
Humora Iraq soldier comes to america and BLOWS SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
