Shish Kabob sneaked into America on a floating door from a house he blew up a couple days ago.He washed up on shore somewhere in Los angels.Their was a lot of peoples.peoples. Shish Kabobs senses wore tingling.He needed to BLOW SOME SHIT UP but didn't have any explosives.All he had was a couple of dollars and a used condom it his pocket.
The condom was because he was getting a little lonely on the door while coming to America.He needed some money so He Lit a hookers hair on fire and was looking for a hotel.
He found a dirty motel so he checked in or at least tried to.He didn't have the ''''APPROPRIATE DOCUMENTATION'''''so that BITCH at the front desk called the border patrol on him.Shish Kabob was given a new name and an ID.His new name was TED.
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The TED Series: Book One
Humora Iraq soldier comes to america and BLOWS SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
