Simulator: today, we will be reacting to... *dramatic pause* THE HUNGER GAMES!
Leo: ooh yay! Does it come with snacks! Because we've been here 3 hours without food, and that doesn't fly.
Simulator: it's not real hunger games...
Leo: oh... Well, can we get snacks?
Simulator: I don't care. Just give the fandom what they want.
Percy: fandom?
Annabeth: I don't know why people like stalking us. I mean, why are they even reading this? How are they even entertained?
Leo: Thy can't get enough of all this.
Jason: all what?
Frank: Ooh! Popcorn!
Annabeth: *hits play*
*10 min. later*
Annabeth: OH MY GOSH SHE'S BEEN CHOSEN!
Percy: *snaps awake* huh? Huh? Chosen for what? *annabeth glares* what? It's been 4 hours since my last nap!
Frank: ...do people have fandoms for this too?
Leo: Lemme search it up...
Piper: Katniss is cool. Peeta is cute. Gale is hot.
Leo: What? Unless he has a fever, only moi am the hot one.
*20 minutes later*
Hazel: gosh, she's a good shot.
Annabeth: Yeah. She hit the apple.
Percy: Yeah it's pretty cool
Apollo: I BLESSED HER! I SAW HER POTENTIAL! IT WAS ME!
Artemis: it was not! It was me! You said girls shouldn't be blessed!
Apollo: ...whhhhhaaaaaaattttttt....?
