bribery | taehyung

five

"hi hye joo! nice to meet you, i'm-"

"park jimin." i cut him off and smiled sweetly at him. currently it was lunch time and since taehyung has to treat me to lunch, he asked me to sit with his table mates which contained 6 people. and i know all of their names. because my best friend always gossip about them to me.

"how do you know?" he asked as he scratched his head awkwardly.

"my best friend told me all of your names," i answered as ate a spoonful of rice. jimin nodded and ate his food too.

"man, so you two were stuck in the school yesterday?" hoseok questioned. taehyung, who was sitting beside me, nodded his head.

hoseok wriggled his eyebrows. "did you two did anything dirty?"

i choked on my food. "goddamn, i would never do anything dirty with him."

"i'm glad the both of you are safe." seokjin said. i guess he's the mother of the group since he sounded so caring.

"hyung! she's really pretty! how i wished i was in your position yesterday." jungkook said dreamily. i could hear taehyung hissed and i just laughed.

"i think seokjin is more prettier!" i joked. it was not really a joke, it's the truth though. i could see a blush on seokjin's face and i grinned.

"hyung, i have detention later. i can't hang out with you guys." taehyung started.

"detention? for what? with who?" namjoon who was sitting across taehyung asked.

"i escaped during history lesson. and with," taehyung poked my head. "her."

i shot daggers at him.

"thank you for this lovely lunch, i'll be taking my leave now, mr kim taehyung." i said as i stood up and walked off, placing the tray back at the designated stall.

•••

"you still have to treat me to three cartons of milk later."

"yes, i remember." taehyung groaned while i smirked in victory.

"no talking!" the teacher who was in charge of us slapped the long wooden ruler on the table to warn us.

i just shrugged and stared into the blank space. suddenly, something hit my face. i looked down and saw a paper ball. i opened the paper.

'i'm following you home later.'

i frowned. i took out my notebook from my bag and tore out a page.

'what?' i wrote on the paper and threw it back to taehyung. we didn't get caught since the teacher was busy playing his phone.

another paper ball landed on my paper.

'because my parents told my to always follow my dreams ;)'

i wrote directly on the paper. 'what a lame pick-up line bro.' and threw it back to him.

this time, the paper ball landed on the back of my neck. i retrieved and opened the paper.

'baby i'll treat you like my homework. i'll slam you on the table and do you all night long ;)'

'why are you so horny?' i wrote on the paper and tossed it towards him. not long after, the paper ball landed on my lap.

'it's not that i'm horny all the time. it's just that you're always sexy.'

not working, kim taehyung. i was too lazy to write a reply.

"you guys are dismissed!" the teacher in charge shouted and taehyung immediately grabbed his bag and ran outside while i was taking my own sweet time.

"seriously? even my grandma walks faster than you," taehyung popped out of nowhere and walked beside me.

"shut up. you still owe me three cartons of milk bro."

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lmao i told my friend about a fanfic i was reading and i told him i freaking cried and i told him the storyline his reaction was like : what the fuck you reading

:'))))