"taehyung! stop," i giggled. taehyung kept on repeatedly steal kisses from my lips. oh gosh, this boy.
"you're too cute to resist!" taehyung protested, as he wrapped his arm around my waist, back-hugging me.
"HEY HEY! NO PDA PLEASE." jungkook groaned as he looked at us.
"YEAH!" the others agreed. taehyung scoffed and shot daggees at them. "WHAT? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE DOING THIS THOUGH, LOOK AT THEM," he argued as he pointed towards the namjin couple who was making out intensely.
"oh god, my innocent eyes," i heard jungkook mumbled.
"me too, jungkook." hyun mi sighed.
"me three!" hoseok joined in.
"what hyun mi. your eyes aren't even innocent. you watch yaoi and read yaoi manga." i smirked at her.
"it's different seeing it in real life," she clicked her tongue.
"what's yaoi?" hoseok questioned.
"uh, it's simply gay. it's not good for your heart, i died literally while watching and reading it." hyun mi explained dramatically as she clutched on her shirt.
that's basically one of the reasons why she's best friend.
"okay..." hoseok trailed.
it felt so good to be with them. the nine of us together.. somehow it felt like it was too good to be true.
"what are you thinking about, babe?" taehyung whispered into my eyes. i chuckled, shaking my head.
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you were added to the bangtan squid
yaoi is life : wtf is dis? wtf is bangtan
kawaii jamin : wtf ur username
mint fucking suga : jimin y r u swearing
kawaii jamin : what am i three or what i can't swear?
mint fucking suga : you must listen to daddy ;)))
yaoi is life : OMG OMG OMG YOONMIN MY HEARTEU CAN YOU GUYS NOT I'M DYING LIKE RIGHT NOW WTF
hyejoo's cute alien : hEY
you : WTF TAEHYUNG
hyejoo's cute alien : yES
you : omf ur username
hyejoo's cute alien : i know it's cute babe <3
innocent little kookie : PDA ALERT
hyejoo's cute alien : why didn't you say that to yoongi hyung and jimin
innocent little kookie : i was pooping and i left my phone on my bed and yoongi hyung might chop off my dick so better safe than sorry
happy happy horse : we dON't nEEd detaiLs
call me beautiful : okay so bangtan means
call me beautiful : bulletproof. we are bulletproof! nothing can defeat us ;))
moanster that raps : gOOd one SEOKJIN
happy happy horse : lmao dat name is so funny
yaoi is life : so our squad name is bangtan squid? ok cool
kawaii jamin : 2 cool 4 skool
hye joo's cute alien : LMAO STOP
call me beautiful : yoongi can you please change your username we have a fetus here
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bribery | taehyung
Fanfiction"oops. i saw that." in which a girl saw taehyung spraying paint on the principal's car and now taehyung has to treat her to food to keep her quiet. [ story idea from peachytae ]
