10 Ways To Hurt Someone [funny]

10 Hit Them Over the Head With A Shovel

9 Burn Them Alive

8 Burn Their Hand On The Stove

7 Put poison ivy on their arm

6 Hit them with a frying pan

5 Got Shot By A Gun

4 Get A House Built On You

3 Get Pushed Off A Roof

2 Give Someone A Brain Freeze

1 Get Ran Over By A Car