Setting: Mr golds pawn broker
-Belle walks in-
Rumpie: sorry, we're closed
Belle: rumpie??
Rumpie: belle!?
-rumpie gets up and walks over to belle-
Rumpie: Belle, why are you crying? Did someone hurt you??
Belle: yea, um
-BELLE SNIFFLES-
Belle: Robin did.
Rumpie: what did he do??
Belle: he called me a loaf of meat...
Rumpie: ...
-belle hugs rumpie-
-rumpie hugs her back awkwardly in shock-
Rumpie: it's okay, I'll make him pay for calling you that.
--
Setting: Granny's Diner
Henry: hook?
Killian: HENRY! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
-henry starts to tear up-
Henry: ily
KILLIAN: SAAAYYYYMMME
Henry: I'm sorry for getting mad at you.
Killian: I'm sorry for saying that you couldn't come over.
-they hug-
-killian picks up henry and spins him around-
-their lips SMACK together-
-EMMA walks in-
Henry: put me down!!
-hook puts Henry down-
-EMMA sits down and puts her face in her hands-
Henry: Killian, I need your help finding my dad.
Killian: okie.
--
Setting: Regina's house
-SOMEONE KNOCKS AT THE DOOR-
Regina: omg why do people bother me??
-She opens the door-
Robin: WAS UP, MEH HOMIE!?!
Regina: Robin?
Robin: no, no, it's rumpie.
Regina: water you doing here??
Robin: ily. You're the one I want to be with. I'm sorry I cheated on you.
Regina: get a hook and I will LUV you.
-Robin pulls his hand out from behind his back-
-THERES a hook!-
-Regina gasps-
Regina: you got a hook!!!
Robin: ........... I KNOW YOU SCRUB
-Regina pulls Robin towards her-
-their lips SMACK together-
--
Setting: Mary Margret's apartment
-EMMA's phone rings-
EMMA: Hello?
Neal: EMMA? Is that you?
Emma: NEAL!? How'd you get my number?
NEAL: Henry told me.
Emma: YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM!? WAAAAATT?????
Neal: well, He found out about me first.
Emma: ......... Why'd you leave me??
Neal: AUGUST BLACKMAILED ME OKAY!?!?!
Emma: omg... That batch of cookies.
Neal: EMMA, look, a lot has happened since um, well, the beginning of this fanfic
Emma: IKR. Like Robin is acting like such a gabby Patty rn.
Neal: ik, KILLIAN told me everything.
Emma: kill Killian?!
Neal: no. Don't kill him. Henry is finally happy.
-Emma smushes her lips on the phone-
Emma: now we can be happy :)
Neal: yes yes :)
--
Setting: regina's house
-someone knocks on door-
Regina: OMG PEEPS STOP BOTHERING ME
-regina opens door-
Rumpie: HELLO,
Regina: It's me,
Rumpie: well actually I was gonna say dearie, but that's okay.
Regina: why r u here? Why aren't you with your maid?
Rumpie: I'm here to take away robin's happy ending
Regina: what!?! Why?
Rumpie: he called belle a loaf of meat
-Rumpie takes Regina and holds her hostage-
-Robin comes in-
Robin: NUUUUUUUU I WILL FIND YOU!!! I WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU!!!!!!!
-EMMA hears him from down the street-
Emma whispering: that little scrub...
--
Setting: Apartment again
-knock on door-
Mary Margret: Omfg peeps these days, learn to use the doorbell...
-she opens the door-
Mary: oh, um, hello.
Neal: hi, I'm looking for Emma Swan.
Mary: EMMA isn't here RN. She went hunting for swans.
Neal: oh.. Does she live here?
Mary: YEEEEEEEP
-emma walks up behind NEAL:
-Emma gasps-
Neal: Emma?
-Emma starts to tear up-
Emma: Neal?
-they hug-
Mary: I'm just gonna go make some, uh, tacos!!
-Emma looks over at Mary-
Emma whispers: really mom?!
-Mary goes into kitchen-
-Emma kisses Neal-
Emma: ily
Neal: ilyt <3
--
Setting: Rumpie's house
Belle: rumpie,
RUMPIE: yes, sweetheart?
Belle: why is regina in the basement?
Rumpie: ...
Belle: OMG I CANT BELIEVE YOU. GO BACK TO ZELENA!
Rumpie: belle, Plz, I can explain! I did it for you!!
Belle: for me..?
Rumpie: yes, I wanted to take away robin's happy ending.
Belle: omg that's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
Rumpie: I'm so glad that you understand.
Belle: I will stay with you as long as you let regina go. Everyone deserves their happy ending.
Rumpie: ...okay
-belle smushes her lips on Rumpie's-
Rumpie: oh yes!
-rumpie releases regina-
--
Setting: regina's house
Regina: Robin, I'm home!!
Robin: REGINA!!!!!!
-Robin picks her up and spins her around-
-Regina giggles and their lips SMACK together-
--
Setting: forest
Henry: I'm glad that we can finally be together.
Killian: ME TOO
-lips SMACK together-
--
Setting: apartment
David: ily
Mary: ilyt
-lips SMACK together-
Emma: ily
NEAL: ilyt
-lips SMACK together-
--
Setting: Rumpie's house 2 months later
Belle: rumpie, I need to tell you something.
Rumpie: and what's that?
Belle: I'm pregnant.
-rumpie dances-
-rumpie cries tears of joy-
--
The end
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MESSED UP OUAT FANFICS
ФанфикMESSED UP ONCE UPON A TIME FANFICS. I MADE THE IDEA FOR THIS BOOK AT LIKE 4AM SO DONT JUDGE
