Emma: HEY YOU, PRETTY BOY!
Robin: WAAAATT????? YOU TALKING TO ME???
Emma: YEA, COME OVER HERE!
-robin walks across the road-
-a car almost hits him-
Robin: WOOOAHH WATCH IT!!
-the car driver honks the horn-
Emma: word has it that regina and hook are together now.
Robin: WTF!!!??? REGINA WOULD NEVER!
Emma: Gold saw them making out behind Granny's.
Robin: Can we even trust RUMPIE? If he lies to his true love, I'm sure that he'll lie to us.
Emma: well, i believe him. He has that kind of effect on woman.
Robin: ...
Emma: lol you're kinda cute.
Robin: I know I am.
-Emma leans in towards him-
Emma: we should hang out more often. Forget a pirate, I want a thief.
Robin: well, you do look pretty smexy in that red leather jacket.
-Robin puts his lips on Emma's-
-mr gold walks across the road-
-he stops in the middle in shock-
RUMPIE: OMG. Now THEY'RE together!?!
-a car honks at RUMPIE-
-RUMPIE jumps, in surprise-
-the car drives around him-
-RUMPIE cries-
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MESSED UP OUAT FANFICS
FanficMESSED UP ONCE UPON A TIME FANFICS. I MADE THE IDEA FOR THIS BOOK AT LIKE 4AM SO DONT JUDGE
