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So my dad and my brother and I were eating dinner at the table and my brother asks if my dad was born a python (because we were talking about snakes) and me and my dad kept up this lie that all animals turn into humans at some point, and my dad said that my brother used to be a dragon. 

Me: I was a newt //bites into taco//.


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