Unexpected Future (Devil May Cry Fanfic)

8 Months of Hell

This starts after DMC: YAOI and what their future holds...which is...very unexpected...PLEASE IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI THEN GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE YOU BASTARDO'S! xD

Anyway...

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! DMC4 BELONGS TO CAPCOM BUT I WISH DANTE WOULD BE MY BITCH! AND NERO WOULD BE MY SLAVE!! :P

I wrote all of these chapters when I was in 8th grade or so. Forgive all the mistakes. I may Rewrite all of these sooner or later

ENJOOOOYYYYYY~~!

8 Months of Hell

xXMonth 2, PizzaXx

A few weeks ago, we came from the hospital and I found out I was pregnant. Woop De Doo.

Currently, I'm probably about 2 months into this 'pregnancy' and it's already a living nightmare.

I'm laying out on the couch while Dante, as usual, is sitting at his desk, legs propped up on top of it, a magazine over his face, and asleep. Plus he snores like a damn boar.

I look over at him and sigh. Then, I sigh out of boredom because there is literally nothing to fucking do around here.

I jump up off the couch and stretch my aching back from laying down on that very uncomfortable couch all morning.

I go for a walk around the city and happen to have some money on me to go eat something.

I decide to head to Calvin's Pizza and find a good table to sit at, grab the menu to see what I want, and wait for someone to take my order.

A female waitress rolls over to my table and asks what I want.

"Well, I think I will take a large pepperoni pizza with olives, anchovies, cheese, pineapples, sausage, mushrooms, and a side of breadsticks along with some milk."

She gives me a disgusting look. She writes it all down and rolls off to give my order off for them to cook.

I sit here for about an hour with a big glass of milk in hand. waiting for them to bring me my pizza.

The fuck is taking them so long?

Finally, 10 minutes later, my large pizza arrives at my table and I lick my lips in hunger.

I finish the pizza in a little more than 15 minutes and pay for it and walk out feeling satisfied. I looked around feeling a little discouraged.

Does...Dante even want this child..?

Do I...want this child...?

I touch my stomach. I'm around 2 months I suppose. I start walking back to Devil May Cry when I see a stupid mother fucking demon attacking a girl.

I groan and just keep walking. I don't have the time to deal with this right now...I have better things to do today...

I then decided to go to the park for a nice and calm stroll to put my mind at ease about the whole pregnancy thing.

I sit down on the side of the fountain in the middle of the entire park and feel the cool spray of water hit me as it flows heavily into the fountain.

Ah, I should really think about going swimming sometime soon...Or...I could...wait...

I sigh and reach into my pocket and take out my wallet. I grab a quarter from inside and clutch the quarter before I throw it in.

If I make a wish before I toss it in...it may or may not come true...It probably won't...Actually, I know it won't.