Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Where are average things made? In the satisfactory.
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
Going vegetarian is a missed steak
Which American president was least guilty? Lincoln he was in a cent.
