What do you call Kiku acting like an asshole? Japain
What do you call Matthew in Russia with a can full of yeses? Can'a da
Why does Seychelles hate Sally? Because Sally sells Seychelles by the sea shore.
What do you call France when he is aroused? Francis Bonnerfoy
What do you call it when Prussia wants some pruhun action? He is Hungary for that Prussy.
Contrary to popular belief, Shark fin soup was not originated in China. It came from Finland.
Heracles' favorite movie is Grease.
The Rubik's cube originated in Cuba.
