my cucumber 101 .

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by u-nclepapi

by u-nclepapi

So me & Phil having a interview . x.x

So Phil , how are you today ?

Phil ; I'm pretty good & you ?

I'm fantastic .

Phil ; Good .

Let's cut this short do you have any diseases Phil ?

Phil ; Yes . I got everything except Chlamydia .

o.o Eeeerr .. k

Phil ; I got it from fucking bitches .

Okay Phil .. how long is your dick ?

Phil ; 12232434853484714343713827362641746278326731923747342389472836237264761378163712947421904012417234210341248324721931237.5 Miles long ;3 . Ya heard .

How many kids you got ?

Phil ; Got - damn 47 .

- crowd laughs -

Phil , aren't you a Japanese cucumber ?

Phil ; Yes x.x I am

Phil , we found you on porn ( in mm )

Phil ; That's not me .. That's my cousin Earl .

GOODNIGHT GUYS .

( mm , why her pussy look like that xDDD )