Pets have become commonplace in fics, FMA or otherwise. But there are things that piss mue the FUck off in FMA fics involving pets.
1) EXOTIC-ASS PETS.
Sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart, but you can't keep a FUCKING TIGER AS A PET LIKE IT'S A FUCKING DOG!!!! No fucking way. I mean, how the fuck did you get it? How do you feed it? This is the Early 1900's, and I'm pretty sure tigers eat meat. That would be an expensive pet. Not to mention the fact that FMA is in a parallel universe of Germany. That's a BIG PILE OF BULLSHIT if you found a tiger in FUCKING GERMANY!
I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) ALCHEMY
FUCK THAT! NO, LEGIT, FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!
NO, YOUR FUCKING TIGER CAN'T PERFORM TRANSMUTATIONS!!!!!!!
What kind of stupid do you have to be to think that is a good idea??????? Like, most people can't even perform transmutations, let alone a FUCKING ANIMAL.
And then there are the abomination fics where her pet transmutes her calm. Like, alchemicaly calms her down. NO. NO. NO. NO.
YOU DO REALIZE THAT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE, RIGHT?
Alchemy changes the shape/ form of matter, without changing the matter itself. You can't change your matter to CALM. IT'S NOT LIKE A FUCKING SETTING ON YOUR BODY! YIU CAN'T JUST FLICK IT ON AND OFF!!!!!
GOD, I'M ABOUT TO RAGE-SHIT MYSELF, THAT'S SO STUPID.
SO FuCK you. Your tiger can't transmute.
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No, but seriously, fuck that.
-amyinfinity
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