Dat peectre uup dear iz meh. Dat iz mein makeoop fur meh jobe.
I cnat spel Veree well but iz tri.
Anyways su at meh jobe dis nice man wif an wiener taped to hiz tan pants came oop to me.
He told meh to sook hiz wiener?
So I did und it tasted purty werd.
But I gotz paid fur more makeoop.
I suck deek evy nite fur money.
~Koot
