Dat uup der iz meh ufter I gut un maekoover.
It coosted a lot uv mnye boot I sooked enuf deek fur eet.
Me siztr ootum yalled ut meh foor it.
Shee sed dat I wuz oogly und I sed fook u u lil beech nuugt.
Dat eez all I has oonuder coostmer I ned to suk den deek uv.