Sleeping Beauty in a nutshell

Chapter 1
Meeting the parents

In New Fresh Fantasy, a place that is ahead of the rest of the world and had technology back in 1437 and actually almost everything we have today and only mythical and creatures who everyone thinks are fake live yes, kids, unicorns are real, Malevolent, some ugly witch hag with black hair, lipstick, rosy cheeks, pointy nose 1 wart thin lips and eye shadow, woke up glumly. " I hate my life, sooooooooo much..." She moaned. " I wonder if I'm busy today." She then scanned  the calendar to find December 12, 1786. Once she spotted what today was she froze and her heart sank. "Oh crud oh blueberry toothpaste... IT'S PARENTS DAY!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" she yelled as she collapsed on the floor. "I HATE MY PARENTS MORE THAN I HATE MY LIFE!!!!" She cried. Malevolent's patents were always trying to control her and they always got her beanie babies from some local toys R us and if they don't see the beanie baby they bought her last year they would spank her and put her in her neighbors garbage for a half hour. Her dad is kind of quiet but can be really mean when he wants to be but he usually lets the mom do the talking or he'll get beaten up. He is bald, has blue eyes, has thin lips, acne, wrinkles (he's 3,001 man he's old) and a pointy nose with five warts. The mom on the other hand can't even keep her mouth shut for five seconds and is always constantly being annoying. She has long black hair, brown eyes, always lipstick on, she has acne, she's pale has a big pointy nose, just like her husband with four warts and she is 3,004 years old. (Gosh these people are old) Also even though Malevolent was fifty two they treated her like she was five. Oh and they only made her watch Teletubbies or yo gabba gabba or her nightmare, educational television when they're there. While Malevolent was having a panic attack her phone rang, it was mom. " OH NO ANYTHING BUT MOM!!!!" She cried. Knowing she might call the cops if she didn't answer she answered. "WHAT???!" She yelled into the phone. "Hey honeybunbun!!! How's my little girl???" Awed her mom on the other line. "Mom, I'm fifty two." answered Malevolent" "Oh your still very young, princess!" Said her mom. "When I took a lollipop from some little kid a guy thought I was his grandmother..." Said Malevolent. Her mom hesitated then asked, "would you like to talk to your father?" "No" said Malevolent. "Too bad! FRANK!!! FRAAAAANK!!!! PUT THAT PIPE DOWN, OUR BABY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!" Her mother yelled at her father. "WHAAAAAT?????!!!!!" Yelled her father back. Malevolent faced palmed. "GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE OR ELSE!!!!!" Screamed her mom. "OK!! JEEZ WOMAN!!!!!" He yelled as Malevolent heard his footsteps. "HOWDY HONEY!!! HOW'S LIFE???!!" Asked her father. "Terrible." Answered Malevolent. "WHAT??? WHAT DID YOU SAY?????!!!!" Asked Her dad. "I SAID TERRIBLE!!!" She screamed. "WHAT!!!!!???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?????!!!!!" He asked. "Honey did you forget to turn on your hearing aid?" Her mom asked. "WHAT ABOUT BACON???" "I guess that's a no." Said her mom turning on his turning hearing aid." "Can you hear me?" Asked her mother. "YEAH!!! AHH STOP SCREAMING, WOMAN!!" "But... But... Your the only one screaming!" Said her mom. "I'M RIGHT HERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL! THIS REMINDS ME WHEN I VISITED NEW YORK IN 1942 WHEN I MET SOME HIPPY!! MAN THAT GUY YELLED...!" He said. "Dad, I'm talking in my normal voice! Mom, turn down his hearing aid." Replied Malevolent. "SHUT UP!!?????!!" Screamed her father as her mom turned down his hearing aid. "Are we talking normal now??" Asked the mom. "Yeah now your not screaming." Said her dad. Malevolent rolled her eyes. "Ok anyway we called to remind you today is parents day so you won't forget like last time." Her mother said. "I didn't forget, I just didn't care and hope you two forgot." Malevolent said. "YOU CAN'T TALK TO YOUR PARENTS THAT WAY!!!! SAY YOUR SORRY!!!" Her mother yelled. Malevolent knew not to disobey her mother even though she really wanted to. She took a deep sigh. "I'm so very sorry." She scolded. "Good!" Her mom smiled. "Now we'll come over at eleven thirty so you'll have to hours and a half to get all pretty and make sure you remember to show us Crab cake, our beanie baby from last year oh and fix your house up a little it disappoints me." "Whatever." Malevolent said. "What else??" "Nothing much just be prepared or else." Her mother warned. "Any questions?" "No." Replied Malevolent. "Oh and we're going to bring-" her dad said until he was punched and then fell on the floor. "DON'T TELL HER THAT IT'S A SURPRISE YOU BUTT NUGGET!!!!" Yelled her mom. "OK JEEZ WONAN!! AH MY HIP!!!!!" He cried clinching his hip. "Uh... Huh...?" Malevolent asked puzzled. "Nothing!" Replied her mother. "See ya at eleven thirty I love you byeeeeeee!" Said her mom. Malevolent just stood there and chucked the phone at the wall. "CURSE YOU PARENTS DAY INVENTERRRRRRRRRRR!!!" Malevolent screamed.