Sleeping Beauty in a nutshell

                        Chapter 2
                        The surprise and the plan

Eleven thirty came in a blink of an eye. Right as Malevolent was playing wii she heard the dinging door bell. DING DONG!!! Once she heard that dreadful noise her heart was in her mouth. Not wanting to answer her legs thought otherwise so they carried her to the door. Next thing she knew her hand was turning the door nob. She was greeted with her parents. "Hi honeybunbuns!!" Grinned her mom. Malevolent stared at her with a face of malice. "May we come in?" Her mother asked. "No." Said Malevolent. "Yeah well suck it up buttercup." Replied her mother as she pushed passed Malevolent. "Hmm I see your still as ugly as always..." Her mother said. "Back at ya" said Malevolent. Her mother scowled and then sniffed at the air. "Your house smells disgusting!!!" Cried Malevolent's mother. "Yeah it smells like gym socks, soot and poo." Her dad said. "Yeah because I rubbed my gym socks and I pooped on my coffee table and I don't know where you got soot from." Malevolent said. "I saw soot growing outback." Her mother said. "Oh! That explains that nosy hobo!" Replied Malevolent. "I TOLD YOU TO BE READY!!!!" Yelled her mother. "Yeah like that's going to happen." Replied Malevolent. "True..." Her mother said. There was a brief silence. "So here's Pablo Wablo your new penguin beanie baby!" Her mom said handing him to her. "Oh where's Crab cake?" Malevolent started to sweat. "Um... Uh... Maybe... In the uh kitchen?" She said. "Go get him." Her mom demanded. Malevolent sighed. She checked the kitchen and found him in a bag of Doritos. "Phew." She sighed. she then gave him to get mother. "Thanks I thought you killed him." She said. "So what's that surprise you were saying earlier?" Malevolent asked. "OH MY GOSH I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THE SURPRISE!!! FRANK GO GET HER!! I MEAN THE SURPRISE!!!!" She demanded. "OK I'M RIGHT HERE WOMAN!!!" He yelled as he went to the car. "Hmm her... Did you get me a puppy?? You know my terrible puppy past!!" Malevolent guessed. "Nope." Said her mom. "A kitten??" She guessed. "Nopers." Her mom answered. "A vacuum cleaner named Sally??" Was Malevolent's final guess. "Not even close!" Her mother replied. "TELL ME!!!!!" Malevolent yelled. "Wait!" Yelled her mom as her husband came through the door holding a bundle. "What the heck is that?!" Asked Malevolent. "OH MY GOSH IT REEKS!!! WHY GET ME A STINK BOMB???!!!!" She yelled. Her father unfolded the bundle, it was a tiny baby. "Malevolent, this is Aurora." Smiled her father. Malevolent looked down at it and then stared at her parents. "Really?" She said. "What...?" Her mother asked. "Out of all the things in the world the surprise was that? A baby?" Malevolent replied. "Yup!" Her mother said. "Well I don't want it so take it back where it came from!" Malevolent demanded. "Look we were not expecting you to raise her or anything we just want to you to, you know, not to be a loser." Her mother replied. "What are you saying?" Malevolent asked. "We want you to be evil. That's our biggest dream. We always wanted you to be evil and we thought you would be, but let's face it, your a bum." Her mother said. Malevolent looked angry at her. "Hey for your information last Tuesday I painted this little boy's bike pink and he HATES pink!" She replied. "What was his name? I think I heard something like this." Her dad added. "Bobby turner." She answered. "Oh yeah he sold his bike to a wealthy little girl he's a millionaire now." He said. His mom crossed her arms at Malevolent. "Oh..." She sighed. "Yeah your sabotaging Aurora's life." Replied her mother. "But I don't want to raise her! I never wanted to be a mom!" Malevolent said. "Oh don't worry about that my friend, Paula is dying for a daughter but she doesn't want to go to an adoption center and she's too old to have one of her own." Said her mother. "Oh ok. Where did you even get her in the first place?" Malevolent asked. "At the mall in a strol- that is not the point! The point is you must do something so evil to her when she grows up, at least 18." Replied her mother. That is when Aurora started to cry. WAAAAAAAA. WAA WAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! She cried. "OH DANG IT!! MALEVOLENT HOLD HER!!!" Screamed the dad as she threw her at Malevolent. She caught her. After two seconds she started to pee on her. "EEEWWW UCK GET THIS STIPUD PEEING BABY OUT OF MY ARMS!" Malevolent screamed as she threw her at her mother who also caught her. Since her mother was a perfecinanal she fell asleep in her arms right away. "Now Malevolent you should start thinking about what you are going to do to her." Her mother said. Malevolent started to walk forward slowly which is what she does when she thinks. "Hmm... Oh yeah! I remember I read a stupid mistakes book and one was this idiot who pricked his finger on a wheel and got put in a coma but when his wife kissed him he turned conscious again. But Aurora will probably be some old hag so she won't have a true love! Oh my gosh I'm brilliant! I just need a wheel!" Squealed Malevolent. "That's nice honey." Said her mom faintly. Malevolent turned around. "Where you even listening??" She asked. "Yeah yeah whatever that's nice." Replied her mom. That was when she realized she was reading a magazine called sexy poodles and her dad was reading a book about sexy chicks. "MOM DAD I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY PLAN TO BE EVIL TO AURORA AND MAYBE EVEN RULE TGE WORLS SOMEDAY!! Also why read about hot chicks and poodles??" Malevolent added. "What is there something wrong with that??" Her dad asked. Malevolent stared at them. "Look do you you want hear my idea or not??" She asked. "Sure." Said her mom. "So Aurora will prick her finger on a steering wheel and the-" "that's nice" interrupted her mom. Malevolent got steaming mad. "THAT'S IT!!!" She yelled and she snagged those magazines out of their Grasp and chucked them out a window. "MY POODLES!!" Screamed the mom. "MY CHICS!!! NOT COOL,MAN!!!!!!" Screamed her father. "I DON'T CARE!! LOOK GUYS AURORA WILL PRICK HER FINGER ON A STEERING WHEEL AND WILL BE SET INTO A. COMA FOR A 100 YEARS WHEN THEY ARE UP THE FOLLOWING MIDNIGHT SHE WILL BE DEAD!!!!! YOU GUYS BETTER BE LISTENING!!!" She hollered. Her parents were silent. "LAAAAAAAMME!!!!" Said her dad. "Yeah that's stupid and like your dad, LAMMEOOOOO!!!" Her mom added. "No, it's genius!!! I gotta go write this down!!" Malevolent said running upstairs but just then her mom gave Aurora to Frank and grabbed Malevolent by the pants. "After parents day." Her mother said. Malevolent sighed. "Fine." She said. Then for the rest of parent's day they talked more about the plan, unicorns, pickle chips and Paula's address so Malevolent could find Aurora's home. Once her parents left she wrote down her plan. "WAHAHHAHA!!! THIS WILL TEACH AURORA THAT SHE NEVER SHOULD OF PEED ON ME!! I'M SO EVIL!!!!!!