"Excuse my muscles."
"Do you want me to stop a whole concert just so you can go to music lessons?! Your mommy needs to cool it."
"No... My mom just didn't understand why it was on a Tuesday. Jeez!"
"That sounded like a bunch of owls, hoo hoo hoo!!"
"Hiss hiss! Cat fight!"
"Ahh!! My ears! My EARS!!"
"Don't worry, you sounded like that in sixth grade, too."
"I've been teaching for TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS!!"
"My wife looked good in that Leia outfit. Actually, my wife looks good in anything!"
-Mr.Wilcosz
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It Was Just One of Those Days
فكاهةQuotes define my existence. My everything. So I quote people. And you, dear readers, get to read every quote I've ever heard!!
