"It is scientifically proven that you live longer if you have more birthdays."
-Jensen wrote this on my birthday card.
"Sarcasm, one of the many services we offer FREE."
-A plaque I got for my birthday
"I have to recreate the population of planet Earth with Effie Trinket?!"
-I have no idea who said that at my birthday
"Why did you rename my cousin Henrietta?!"
"Because we thought you said his name was Henry, and Henrietta just sounds better."
-My friends Jensen, Krista, Emma, and Michelle explaining to me what my cousin, who name is BEN, by the way, is now named Henrietta
"My mom was looking through our yearbook, and she said TREY is cute!!!"
-I think Medora said that
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It Was Just One of Those Days
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