Eren: Berturlejrlejepjwbwlsndflfj get the fuck out of my way I'm fucking trying to read porno and I can't read it when you're watching me.
Bertholdt: What kind of porn.
Eren: Gay porn.
Armin: Did somebody say gay porn?
Mikasa: Porn.
Levi: Jesus fucking Christ you guys.
Eren: Stop, fuck off it's my porn.
Bertholdt: Eren, learn how to share your porn.
Levi: Share your porn, you un-cultured swine.
Petra: Levi, ffs be nice.
Levi: But Petreetraaaa its porn.
Mikasa: Eren, I want porn.
Armin: then go on porn hub, Eren's mine.
Bertholdt: Give me your fucking porn.
Eren: fuck you guys.
* gets on bus *
