Shia wok up in the nite. His toes were chilly.
"Ono," he saiys
"The heaters broken again"
As he got out of his bed, he flexed his chilly toes
So chilly he thinks
He then hears a buzz from the butchering room
And them like seventy too mor buzzes
"WHO IS TEXTIN ME?""? HE SCREAMES
He ran to the bucher room and he saw his phone on a samwich
'tOh there you are you lil rascal ""says LaBeouf
The phone buzzed a milionjillion more times
Shia looked at his notificTions on his phone
all of his texts were from his dad, Kanye
Hello my son,
Sad all of his texts
WHY ARE YOU TXTN ME DAD STIOP SHIA said in angry letters
U respondid11!!! Texted kanye-chan
YA I DID DAD Shia texted
WHAT IS IT
DO YOU HAVE FLOUR
WHY DO YOU NEED FLOUR
IM MAKING KANYE COOKIES
YOUR MAKING COOKIES OF URSELF
YA
WHY WOULDYOU THAT?
I look good on a cookie
OK THATS ENUF Shia angrily texted AFTER HE WAS SOOO MAD
but he was rite
KANYE does look good on cookies
BUT THATS WHY HE WAS MAD BECAUSE HE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON A COOKIE
But I never could because kanye dad takes all the flour
BUT NOT TODAY
TODAY I WOULD BE ON A COOKIE
NOOoo I angrily texted dad Kanye
WHAT I NEED FLOUR HE SAID
NOT TODAY KANYE says Shia angryLay
DONT USE THAT FISPRESPECTFUL TO,E ON ME SHIA LABEOUF!!! He says in all caps
No dad I'm not gonna let you be on cookies anymor Shia texted
Why11!! Said jesis
BECUASE INAM AND IM GOONA BE SUCH A COOG COOKIE MODEL DAD!!! Shia screemd1!!1
Ok son if that's how u feel 😭😭😭 said Kanye
NO DAD U CANT USE THOSE EMOGEEZ ON ME YOU JERK IM NOT GONNA GOVE YOU FLOWER THS TIME U ALWAYS DO THIS THIS IS WHY I MOVED OUT OMHYGOSHHHH
Shia was so mad he took the bucher stick on the table and broke his phone into million pieces
"I'll show you Kanye dad" he said as he got the cookie ingredients from the drawers
I'm gonna make so many cookies )((he thought
AFTER twelf hours Shia was done with his Shia cookies
"Ow my thumbs hurt so much from the colkies "" he said
But it was worth it
It was all worth it
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