Chapter thre - a choys

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I wunder

Should I do it wondered the elder LaBeouf

His fone buzzed moar

Hey sun? Ipu ther? Asked kenye

I'm here sais Shia into the phone with this thumbs

GOOD SAYS KANYAI IN AN ARGRY FONT

WHYA RE U MAD DADJESUS SAID SHIA

BECAUSE I NO UR GONNA BLOK ME WHEN U JOIN AND USE MY NAME TO GET SUSCRIBRS!!!11! YELLD AN ANGRY DAD KANYAYY

NOOoooOoOoOoOOooOo!!!))((1! Said Laboeuf ur miskakien!! 

NO IM NOT IM KANYAI DAD I kNO EVRYTHIN saiys dad Juses

LaBeouf sighs as his chilly toes get über c hilly

Dad I'm sorry I'll do than Chanel with u on utoob "says a decreasing Shia

REELY U WILL!1!1!! LANYAY DAD IS SO HAPPY 

Shur ""coughs Shia as his toe crinkles

omg saiys YANYAY dad He cries a holy Jesus tear because he is so happy

Shia was happ he made dad Jesus happy

Jesus dad did not use that happy font in along tiem


As Shia sat up from his computer, his toe got even more chilly

NO HE SCREEMD

NO STOP BEING COLD he yelled at the chilly toe

The toe obeyed and became unchilly

Good saiys Shia 


His fone ringed again 

Before even luuking at the txt, he tiyped 

WHAT IS IT KANYAY DAD


but it wasn't DADKANYAY


It was the police

Ono said the worried LaBeouf

He readid the txt


You are arrested it said in a serious font

NOOO!!! YELL SHIA

NOT AGAIN!!!1!1!1!


PLEez IM INNISINT LABEUOF CRIED INTO THE KEYBOARD 

no we saw ur instagarm post" the police said in a mean keybored


O ye said the Shia 

Only KANYAY can make cookies

Because he's kanye


Oops I forgot said Shia 

its ok no wuns perfect marshmallowed the police

Am I still arrested said the LABEUOF as he nibbled on some spiders from the butcher room

hmmm said the police

no its ok ur free they finally said after filing their nails on a dog

YES THANK U said Shia as he went on utoob and made a account for him and DADKANYE

urwalcom said the police and then they flew away


As Shia made the account for him and dad kanye, he used his now unchillied toes to txt dad about it


Hi son sayd Kanye

Hi dad he saied


Ther was a,ward silense


Soooo I got arrested today 

yoU WHAT

 KANYE WASNOT USING A HAPPY FONT

but its ok now  Kanye dad because I'm free now

Oh ok good I was scared for a couple minits how is the yewtewb chanle going son?

Well it looks rlly good if I do sai so mesalf said a pleased LaBeouf 

Ok good ur not gonna BLOK me rite??  Asked a sad DADJESUS

I promis sais the Shia

ok thanx says Kanye


But wait, thought the Shia

But MABE if I do it seecritly no 1 will no....

To b continyood...

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Ok so what will happen will Shia do it I do not no we'll see in the neckst chpater







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