Authors note:
Haha early warning!
Ill be going mia on wattpad for a while during september, since Im heading to a new school and all.
Dont hate me for it!!
Blame school.
Anyway
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Jam
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He put his lips to mine.
What the fuck!?
I pushed him off me, into the wall.
"What the hell was that for?! You can't just kiss someone out of the blue!"
He smirked at me.
"But I just did,didn't I?"
Overcocky, jackasss bastard! If I wasn't supposed to make you fall for me I'd grab the cake cutter and shove it somewhere!
Hmm....Let's tease him
"You did, didn't you? But let me tell you this, Mr.Evan. Next time you kiss someone out of the blue, practice doesn't hurt."
He arched an eyeborw at me.
"Are you saying I'm not a good kisser?"
"You said those words not me. But a little practice never hurt anyone."
He bent down to put his head to my ear and wisphered.
"Can I practice with you? You seem to know what a good kisser is."
Hooked...Lined...
I brought his head away from my shoulder so he was facing me directly. HIs cool blue eyes made contact with my hazel ones.
"Hmmm...let me think... How about you practice with this first."
Then I smashed a cake in his face.
A big pink frosted slice of cake smack dab into Mr.Players Face.
And sinker,well in this case,frosted.
I went on my tippy toes to whisper into his ear.
" The cake seem to enjoy it."
Then I took my finger and wiped off a dab of frosting in his forehead and licked it off.
"Bye, Mr.Romeo."
I walked away with the crowds eyes focused on me.
"Did you see that?! The dancing chick put a cake in evans face!"
"That's so going on facebook!"
"I can't believe she did that! Does she know who he is?"
Yes,I do. He's the biggest jackass in the planet.
"Evan just got burned!"
"Dude,Do you think she'll give me her digits?"
"Poor,Evan...maybe I could cheer him up...."
I shuddered at the last comment.
I don't even want to know.....but then again based on her current outfit,its kinda obivous.
I walked astray from the crowd, until I was under the oaktree in Fiona's yard.
I looked up to the sky.
"Mr.player when I'm done with you, you'll wish you've never been born."
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Thats it for now!
Sorry ,writers block
I also wanted to ask you something:
What would you add to the Jerk Theory?
Next chappy in Evans Pov?
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JugendliteraturDo you remeber when we are little kid's and when our Mom's always told us that the one boy who Always teases you, pulls your hair, steals your teddy bear, likes you? As in like likes you?I believe thats why, the girl's fall for the one's who tease...
